Oh, Brown Dog*!
How you put my ingenuity to the test!
And my patience.
Once upon a time, you were a sad little pup who took comfort in her stockpile of toys.
You still love your toys!
But you also love exploiting every weakness in our fence.
And running full-throttle up and down the streets in our neighborhood.
Yes, I know you were safely inside the yard in this picture. But, remember when you got out of the yard and took your foster-brother with you??
Oh, Brown Dog!
How I love you!
And it’s my job to keep you safe.
Roaming the streets ≠ Safe!
Even though you think it’s fun.*In case you’re new here, her name isn’t actually Brown Dog. Oh, no! I’m much more clever than that! Her name is JoJo Starbuck. I call her Brown Dog when she annoys me. She seems to understand this…and doesn’t care one iota.